definitelynotcecelia:
It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.
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anxioussailorsoldier:
another traditional drawing brought to you from lapland
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gallusrostromegalus:
plaguedocboi:
Ok y’all brace yourselves cuz I just learned about a new animal
Yes, that is an animal. Yes, scientists refer to it as the purple sock worm. No, that’s not it’s real name, silly, it’s real name is Xenoturbella!
When these deep-sea socks were first discovered, no one knew what the fuck they were looking at (and, really, can you blame them?). They have no eyes, brains, or digestive tracts. They are literally just a bag of wet slop. DNA analysis initially seemed to indicate that they were related to mollusks, until the scientists realized that DNA sample was from the clams they had recently eaten (yes, they can eat with no organs. We don’t know how.)
Scientists then analyzed the data again and tentatively placed them in the group that includes acorn worms, saying that their ancestors probably had eyes, brains, and organs, but simplified as a response to their deep sea ecosystems.
Later DNA testing has since shown that they are their own thing! Xenoturbella, along with another simple and problematic to place creature called acoelomorphs, belong to their own phylum called Xenacelomorpha! This places them as the sister group to all bilateral animals. So, they just never evolved brains, eyes, or organs. They are a glimpse at a very primitive form of animal that never bothered to change, because apparently what they do works. Rock on, purple sock worm.
Real “Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing” animal here.
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iszapizza:
FEM! CODY AND REX BECAUSE BECAUSE WOMEN
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metamatar:
handweavers:
tourism entry agreements for many countries are completely unbalanced and unfair. did you know that people with a canadian passport can go to malaysia without applying for a visa / obtain an automatic tourism visa upon arrival, but if you have a malaysian passport you have to apply in advance for a tourism visa to go to canada? sometimes months in advance? any canadian can just show up to malaysia unannounced and they’ll be let in, but my malaysian family has to beg the canadian gov for permission in advance (and get DENIED) just to come see me for a couple weeks. this is what it’s like for most western passport holders in general, just because you are allowed free entry to the global south does not mean people in the global south are allowed free entry to the global north.
look at where all those countries are located
from here
a visa application for the united states usually costs 350 USD. fortress schengen is no better. everytime conferences hosted in the us talk about their diversity and inclusion initiatives and accessibility i die laughing.
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bloodyethanol:
im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
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normal-horoscopes:
I feel like I’m beating a dead horse here but remember when Harry Potter had a B plot whose explicit moral lesson was “chattel slavery is good and trying to stop it is cringe”
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furryprovocateur:
furryprovocateur:
it’s literally insane to me that if you steal enough televisions you can go to prison forever. like we effectively go “okay your life is less important to me than a panasonic TV”. we literally value property more than human life
ok so this post is insane right? like the concept of imprisoning someone forever because they’ve stolen TVs is really crazy right. ok now replace “televisions” and “panasonic TV” with FOOD. you can go to prison forever if you steal food to survive. if you literally are like “i’m going to starve to death if i don’t steal this food” and then get caught enough you can go to prison forever.
Prisons are inherently and ideologically unethical. Prisons exist to house society’s undesirables and create a slave labor force that is legal. The “violent offender that needs to be housed away from society” is a myth used to proliferate this concept. Criminality is a symptom of social inequity and can be solved with better social and economic infrastructure. Abolish prisons.
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supreme-leader-stoat:
supreme-leader-stoat:
supreme-leader-stoat:
This is great because a bunch of people are trying to be slick by tagging it as “color of the sky,” accidentally outing themselves as not having used this site since 2019.
“Oh stoat don’t be silly the children’s hospital meme is way older than—” no it ain’t.
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